Ocean Tears LLC
Ocean Tears is a family of fictitious products imagined by the Dry Eye Foundation to raise awareness about eye drop safety issues through edutainment. If you’d like to skip the fun part and go straight to the issues, feel free to visit our sister site, eyedropsafety.org.
Our vision
What Ocean Tears ™ brand eye drops are best known for is lack of safety assurance.
Each product has been designed to represent an entire category of noncompliance with respect to packaging safety, unregistered importation, unidentified manufacturing facilities or other features.
Choose from a variety of violations and varying degrees of risk!
We also pride ourselves on our innovative manufacturing approaches and our endlessly creative strategies for pretending to be FDA compliant.
Most importantly, we are 100% natural and firmly committed to packaging preservative-free eye drops in bottles that allow bacterial contamination.
Where to purchase
Ocean Tears ™ faux products can be faux-purchased on this website or on Amazon. It’s possible, of course, that Amazon will dislike the publicity from Mermaid Tears enough to remove our faux product listings. So if you cannot currently find Ocean Tears products on Amazon, we hope the irony will not be lost upon you that Amazon continues to give shelf space to dozens and dozens of products on eyedropsafety.org’s Product Alerts page.