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All-natural eye drops.
At Ocean Tears, we are committed to persuading you that what’s in our bottles is natural, whether it really is or not. We know exactly how gullible consumers are - including how readily they believe that the more natural a product is, the safer it is. As long as an eye drop says it’s natural, it must be, at worst, harmless.
Big pharma, bad. Natural-sounding pharma, good.
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This is a real issue. blah blah blah link to EDS
100% Preservative-free
Preservatives are nasty unnatural chemicals. Big Pharma wants to make your eyes feel worse over time so that you will buy more and more eye drops. So, they pack as many chemicals in your eye drops as possible, particularly toxic preservatives.
Ocean Tears is committed to providing you only with preservative-free products, except for the rare occasion when we slip one into the ingredients list to try to stay off the radar of a regulatory authority, or if we think there might be Pseudomonas lurking in the kitchen, I mean, our clean room.
The Ocean Tears brand is also committed to packaging all of our eye drops in simple, easy-to-use screw-top bottles. We know many consumers have been deceived into believing that special multi-dose preservative free droppers are necessary. This is just a ploy to get you to spend more money. Those bottles are hard to use, and they’re not necessary. The fact is, our special ingredients are naturally antimicrobial. They’ll kill anything except Pseudomonas, and we’ll just hope none of that comes along. But don’t worry, they are also very gentle and won’t hurt your eyes.
With Ocean Tears, you’ll always have natural, preservative-free eye drops! And remember: safety is overrated.