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Seiche Collyre™

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Gelatinous cephalopods are one of the best sources of all-natural viscous liquids to relieve severe dry eye symptoms. While we cannot claim that it treats any diseases, eye doctors around the world have reported excellent results using Seiche Collyre™ in patients with Stevens Johnson Syndrome, Sjogrens Disease, Ocular Graft-v-Host Disease, and a variety of corneal dystrophies.

Seiche Collyre™ is not listed with the FDA, but if your doctor doesn’t mind, neither should you. And, after all, expensive FDA clinical trials are a racket. Instead, you are the clinical trial. If you experience any side effects, such as developing an ink gland, you can always report it to the FDA.

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Gelatinous cephalopods are one of the best sources of all-natural viscous liquids to relieve severe dry eye symptoms. While we cannot claim that it treats any diseases, eye doctors around the world have reported excellent results using Seiche Collyre™ in patients with Stevens Johnson Syndrome, Sjogrens Disease, Ocular Graft-v-Host Disease, and a variety of corneal dystrophies.

Seiche Collyre™ is not listed with the FDA, but if your doctor doesn’t mind, neither should you. And, after all, expensive FDA clinical trials are a racket. Instead, you are the clinical trial. If you experience any side effects, such as developing an ink gland, you can always report it to the FDA.

Gelatinous cephalopods are one of the best sources of all-natural viscous liquids to relieve severe dry eye symptoms. While we cannot claim that it treats any diseases, eye doctors around the world have reported excellent results using Seiche Collyre™ in patients with Stevens Johnson Syndrome, Sjogrens Disease, Ocular Graft-v-Host Disease, and a variety of corneal dystrophies.

Seiche Collyre™ is not listed with the FDA, but if your doctor doesn’t mind, neither should you. And, after all, expensive FDA clinical trials are a racket. Instead, you are the clinical trial. If you experience any side effects, such as developing an ink gland, you can always report it to the FDA.

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Mermaid Tears™ is a fictitious product imagined by the Dry Eye Foundation in order to raise awareness about eye drop safety.
Any resemblance of Mermaid Tears™ to any existing product is intentional and satirical.
No mermaids were harmed in the making of
Mermaid Tears™.

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