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OceanTears™

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Featuring AmnioP!

OceanTears ™ is an unapproved biologic drug successfully masquerading as an innocent-looking OTC eye drop. This surprising breakthrough came when our Chief Scientist tried to outsmart the FDA’s OTC drug listing system.

Product features:

  • DailyMed listing

  • Ingredient not recognized by the FDA’s database (because we made up the name and exploited a software loophole)

  • Preservative-free in an unsafe bottle

Normally this kind of eye drop would require many years and millions of dollars for us to attempt to prove that it is safe and works, so that we could get it FDA approved and so that your insurance might cover it. Instead, we skip all that nonsense and just sell it for cash!

Faux-Purchase

Featuring AmnioP!

OceanTears ™ is an unapproved biologic drug successfully masquerading as an innocent-looking OTC eye drop. This surprising breakthrough came when our Chief Scientist tried to outsmart the FDA’s OTC drug listing system.

Product features:

  • DailyMed listing

  • Ingredient not recognized by the FDA’s database (because we made up the name and exploited a software loophole)

  • Preservative-free in an unsafe bottle

Normally this kind of eye drop would require many years and millions of dollars for us to attempt to prove that it is safe and works, so that we could get it FDA approved and so that your insurance might cover it. Instead, we skip all that nonsense and just sell it for cash!

Featuring AmnioP!

OceanTears ™ is an unapproved biologic drug successfully masquerading as an innocent-looking OTC eye drop. This surprising breakthrough came when our Chief Scientist tried to outsmart the FDA’s OTC drug listing system.

Product features:

  • DailyMed listing

  • Ingredient not recognized by the FDA’s database (because we made up the name and exploited a software loophole)

  • Preservative-free in an unsafe bottle

Normally this kind of eye drop would require many years and millions of dollars for us to attempt to prove that it is safe and works, so that we could get it FDA approved and so that your insurance might cover it. Instead, we skip all that nonsense and just sell it for cash!

Dysclaimers™

Mermaid Tears™ is a fictitious product imagined by the Dry Eye Foundation in order to raise awareness about eye drop safety.
Any resemblance of Mermaid Tears™ to any existing product is intentional and satirical.
No mermaids were harmed in the making of
Mermaid Tears™.

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